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[22 Jul 2004|06:16pm]
Кусочек из traceroute:

13 516 ms 547 ms 547 ms orange-ge-01.onyx.net [194.176.73.19]
14 562 ms 594 ms 563 ms eucalyptus-ge-02-1.onyx.net [195.97.199.102]
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Selected geekcode codes [22 Jul 2004|06:24pm]
U++++
I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to put start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.

U+++
I don't need to crack /etc/passwd because I just modified su so that it doesn't prompt me. The admin staff doesn't even know I'm here.

P++++
I don't write Perl, I speak it. Perl has superseded all other programming languages. I firmly believe that all programs can be reduced to a Perl one-liner. I use Perl to achieve U+++ status.

P--
Perl users are sick, twisted programmers who are just showing off.

P---
Perl combines the power of sh, the clarity of sed, and the performance of awk with the simplicity of C. It should be banned.

P!
Our paranoid admin won't let us install Perl! Says it's a "hacking tool".

E+++
Emacs is my login shell!! M-x doctor is my psychologist! I use emacs to control my TV and toaster oven! All you vi people don't know what you're missing! I read alt.religion.emacs, alt.sex.emacs, and comp.os.emacs.

w+++
I am a MS Windows programming god. I wrote a VxD driver to allow MS Windows and DOS to share the use of my waffle iron. P.S. Unix sux.

w--
MS Windows is a joke operating system. Hell, it's not even an operating system. NT is Not Tough enough for me either. 95 is how may times it will crash an hour.

w---
Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

O+++
I live, eat and breathe OS/2. All of my hard drives are HPFS. I am the Anti-Gates.

V+++
I am a VMS sysadmin. I wield far more power than those UNIX admins, because UNIX can be found on any dweeb's desktop. Power through obscurity is my motto.

PGP+++
I don't send or answer mail that is not encrypted, or at the very least signed. If you are reading this without decrypting it first, something is wrong. IT DIDN'T COME FROM ME!

D+++
I crank out PWAD files daily, complete with new monsters, weaponry, sounds and maps. I'm a DOOM God. I can solve the original maps in nightmare mode with my eyes closed.
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